i just finished reading the book red dragon.. within 2 days.. can u believe it.. partially because i read it while waiting for my mom to shop.. which is a lot of free time.. yeah its
the kinda book thats ok when u read it but gives u the heebijeebies when u think about it afterward.. i suppose its because its about this psycho whos a serial killer.. and its hard to track him down because.. well, because he's psycho! essentially he has no motive for killing ppl.. so u can't use like family links to trace him.. he kills ppl for the fun of it.. noe wad i mean? yeah.. so at night when i lie in my bed i think about psychos.. and they're the kind of psycho who's really smart?
so like.. he leaves very little evidence.. and i think at that time they didn't have dna iddentification so it was difficult.. oh wells.. its quite scary larhs.. since he's sadistic and all.. oh and u noe wads a sign of psychotism? showing sadism to animals at a young age.. look out for it! burrh..

yeah.. oh and im watching this rain video over here.. its weird coz its videoed from his concert.. and the weirdo taping it is like singing along with the song and TOTALLY ruining it.. siggh.. and its super shaky so its giving my a headache.. oh wells..

hey dear im back from korea!! omg its so fun!! and its real cold there.. like -16 degrees.. but its damn nice!! and i love the weather... ahhhh.. and oh i met this awesome guy!! haha let me tell u all about it.. wells.. it goes like this..
i was learning how to ski la.. and we were supposed to hve a 1 1/2 hour lesson.. but after 15 minutes the instructor ran off with his girlfriend (the ass) yeah and he only taught us how to stop and vaguely how to turn.. so i decided after trudging around for a while to try the slope.. but looking around me there was nobody from my tour group except this couple.. because everyone else was either too tired or too lazy (asses) anyway.. yeah so i said why dun we try the slope? it looks quite easy (it did) so we went to take the ski lift.. and i got through.. but for some inexplicable reason the couple got stopped at the gates.. so i ended up taking the lift up on my own.. the type where u sit in the open?

yeah so i was freezing my buns off on the damn thing.. and the wind was blowing snow at my nose so i was convinced it was gonna fall off but it didn't.. so anyway.. upon reaching the top of my slope.. it suddenly looked a lot more forbidable from the top than from the bottom but i though "oh well, since im here" so off i went.. and FREAKIN HELL i went damn fast.. so acty to stop u hafta put ur skis in an A shape.. so thats wad i did but dammit i was whizzing down at breakneck speed.. as in the trees and the puny kids around me were like flying past.. and for some reason i was going damn fast.. faster than most of them there... and i was like OMG IM GONNA DIE the entire way down.. that wasn't the worst.. the worst part was at the end the slope was the steepest so when i saw it i was just like.. OH. MY. FREAKIN. HELL. and seriously i was like praying i wouldn't die.. but wad would u noe i arrived in one piece swearing to myself i'd NEVER try that slope again..

so there i go, nerves all frayed to look for the poor couple.. couldn't find them so went indoors to warm up a bit.. found them there.. and the guy was quite disappointed coz he wanted to try the slopes.. so his wife who was too tired asked if i culd go with him and i was like.. er... okaaaaaay... aren't u scared i'll seduce ur man? (not that i wanted to, he's not exactly hunky dory..) but i didn't say tt and i just went.. so i said oh let's try the other slope.. they've got more kids there.. looks more gentle too.. so we went to the other side and took the lift up.. and got blasted by the freezing wind AGAIN.. so we arrived at the top.. and LO AND BEHOLD (cue: angels singing) I SAW THE BIG GIGANTIC SIGN AT THE TOP OF THE SLOPE! and guess wad it says? it says "difficult". like.. oh WOW. perfect.. wad the hell am i gonna do now.. then i saw another sign.. pointed in the other direction.. and it said ""easy" so i was like.. oh ok! let's try that one.. so after turning the bend.. i looked down... and it was like oh. shit. its the exact same slope i went down just now.. so i was like.. erm.. this doesn't look good. so we tried to go down a bit.. coz the difficult slope was a bit higher.. den i tried to turn to avoid hitting the tree trunk.. and i tripped and flew into the air and bashed my head on the ground and one of my skis flew off. great.

so feeling like my head was a cup of swishing jelly i tried to get up and put my skis back on.. but since that day was my lucky day i couldn't put it back on.. so we were in the blistering cold for like 10 minutes trying to get my damn ski back on and i couldn't so this guy came along (ahhhhh entrance of my lover) and he's wearing a uniform that says guarder and has this red cross on his sleeve so i assume he's the first aid guy and he goes "can i help u?" so i go like "woah! no shit! u speak english?" so he was looking a little like "Erm... like... YA" ok time to shut up so i was like oh hehe.. den he dunno pushed wad button and i got my ski on so i was like "yayy!! now i can ski!" and the next thought is "oh shit. i can ski." so i was like "erm.. hehe.. can i take the ski lift down?" and he's like "no no, no lift. ski." so im like.. damn. so he stands around looking at me looking at the slope with much trepidation and he goes like "can i help u?" and im thinking "erm.. didn't u just do that?? but okaaay" so im like "erm.. ya!" so he takes our ski po;les (4 in total) and he like puts the sharp end on his stomach.. and im likke (omg.. i hope he'snot goonna die or sth) and he asks me to hold the other ends (the handles) and he tells me to put my feet in an A shape and HE SKIS DOWN BACKWARDS and im like.. *jaw drop the whole way down.. and i my saliva was gonna just trickle out the side of my mouth because it was open so long.. and even at the last part he was going backwards!! omg i managed to slip in 2 questions (din wanna ask too many in case he got distracted and kill both of us) so it seems he's korean and he's been skiing 2 years! yeah. so thats my korean man for u =^_^= hahaha... yupp yupp

oh ya! tml's xmas dinner witht eh CG.. which means..... AUNTY CHIEW PING'S NICE APPLE STUFFED TURKEY AND SMOKED HAM!! mwahahha.. annnnnddddd... ROAST DUCK FROM THE FAMOUS ROAST DUCK STALL!! mwahaha.. annnndddd... POTATO SALAD WITH MAYONNAISEE!!!! mwahah aren't u jealous? acty i have a council xmas party too.. but hey! check out the spread at the CG thing! how could i resist... haha..

haha and i watched sky high on the plane.. did u watch it? u should!! there's this guy.. and his power is generating fire la.. and his mom is a supeer heroine and his dad is a super villain.. so this other superhero called The Commander caught his dad and put him in jail.. and The Commander's son happens to be a freshie in sky high.. so this guy's name is Warren Peace (supposed to be some pun on War and Peace coz his dad and mom.. u noe? haha anywayyy) yeah.. and so warren reallie hates the commanders son whose name is Will Stronghold.. yeah.. and so... warren's hair is like long and quite straight.. like shoulder length.. and he's quite dark.. and he's got nice eyes! and he works in this chinese restaurant called the Paper Lantern.. and he ties his hair when he works.. as a waiter.. and he's got real nice toned arms! and he's quite hot la.. the dark powerful kind.. mm mm... i like! haha u shud watch it.. although the villains kinda look like power rangers.. haha..

and this has been the longest entry i've ever had since a million years ago bet nobody reads it any more.. and i expect its gonna be a nother million years before i post my next one anyway.. wahah..

word of the day: KOINONIAAAA
action of the day: stretch both arms directly in front of urself like a vampire, palms facing the sky. breathe in and say KOINONIAAAAA while moving arms in an outward fashion ie. left arm anti-clockwise and right arm clock-wise in a frog style swimming movement.
thought of the day: why the hell am i doing this?
note of the day: its good for health!!! reallie. try it!

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